actionables:

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IT’S THEM AS BABIES

dapandabanda:

In which Damian intends to use his newfound superpower to serve up a different kind of justice.

I have no idea what kind of superpowers Damian’s going to come out with. There’s a 99.99999% chance he won’t be able to talk to animals. But if he could, he and Alfred the cat would talk shit about Tim every night after patrol.

Shakespeare Tragedies Renamed for the Modern tumblr Teen

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

Titus Andronicus: "Well That Escalated Quickly"
Romeo and Juliet: "Shut Up, You’re Like 12"
Julius Caesar: "I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now"
Hamlet: "[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE MAYBE]"
Othello: "Othello: Is my wife cheating on me?? Iago: Bitch, she might be."
King Lear: "Shows Up To Realization of Commonality with Humanity and Renouncement of Titles as Identity-Definers 15 Years Late With Starbucks"
Macbeth: "Did It For the Vine"
Antony and Cleopatra: "Much Rome. Very Egypt. Such Different. Wow."
In the middle of a conversation, my muse begins to cough up blood. How does your muse respond?

xidealist:

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barry-allens-boyfriend:

batman-and-the-dcu:

Batcow appreciation post.
Beware the hooves of justice!

#waynehomeforwaywardanimals

If you don’t love Batcow you are wrong.

blackcowledbat:

gothamsresidentcat
Gee… Thanks…

If you legitimately had a shit day then I apologize

Put ‘Spitting Teeth’ in my askbox for my muses reaction to yours punching them in the face

ask-gangrel:

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ilovetheoxfordcomma asked: I've had what may actually qualify as the worst day of my life.,.. do you have any pictures of bunnies being friends with dogs and cats?

thecutestofthecute:

Oh no I’m really sorry to hear that friend.. Also I am sorry that this is a late response I’ve been pretty busy lately and I am still trying to catch up on my messages so I apologize for not answering sooner! Anyway I hope that these pictures make you feel better and I hope that today was better for you *hugs* You deserve to be happy.

getyourpussiesout:

when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is

awkward-aris:

peachymints:

I play a very dangerous game

it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs

"Shh I’m gonna try and get that for you"is the single best description for my relationship with my OC ever

50starsand13bars:

hokutens-and-assassins:

PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!!
Put your car keys beside your bed at night.Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage.If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won’t stick around. After a few seconds, all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.

I don’t care what your blog theme is, this can save someone’s life and needs to be spread

50starsand13bars:

hokutens-and-assassins:

PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!!


Put your car keys beside your bed at night.

Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.

If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.

This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage.

If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won’t stick around. After a few seconds, all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.

I don’t care what your blog theme is, this can save someone’s life and needs to be spread

fourfinick:

AU MEME || Bruce Wayne & Selina Kyle’s Wedding

"Marry me."  “No.” “You’re already using the pretenses of being my wife to steal my cars,” His voice was low and she could feel it rumbling in his chest against her ear, “You might as well make it official. I might even just give you a couple of them.” Only Bruce Wayne would barter several vehicles in a marriage proposal.
Requested by Anonymous

fourfinick:

AU MEME || Bruce Wayne & Selina Kyle’s Wedding

"Marry me." 
“No.”
“You’re already using the pretenses of being my wife to steal my cars,” His voice was low and she could feel it rumbling in his chest against her ear, “You might as well make it official. I might even just give you a couple of them.”

Only Bruce Wayne would barter several vehicles in a marriage proposal.

Requested by Anonymous

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