Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.
Fat Cat Having Hard Time GIFFunny pictures of the day (115 pics)
Calvin and Hobbes: the college years
Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”
Until I saw that last gif.
"They’re too close to be "just friends"!"
"Look! They care for each other! They must be in love!”
"They talk to each other a lot! Its so cannon that they’re gay for each other!"
STOP DEVALUING FRIENDSHIPS!
ROMANCE/SEX IS NOT SUPERIOR TO FRIENDSHIP!
PEOPLE CAN LOVE AND CARE FOR EACH OTHER WITHOUT BEING ROMANTICALLY/SEXUALLY INVOLVED!
PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT INFERIOR TO ROMANTIC/SEXUAL ONES!
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this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way
THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE
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Gotham Girls #3
She waited all her villain career to make that joke.
She stayed quiet
And you guys didn’t appreciate it.
He let out a sigh before leaving the Cave. Running after his former lover as she reached the front steps. “I’m sorry — I had no right to force this upon you, but can you stay — please? If not for me, then for Colette.”
Selina’s head tilted to the side. Her eyebrows puckered together as she examined Bruce through watery eyes.
"Very well then,"she sighed after a long pause.
"I’m doin’ jus’ fine, auntie. But thank you eva’ so kindly fa’ askin’."
"It’s not just that. He loved her in his own twisted way. He could’ve just left. He could’ve, but he didn’t. He always came back, supported us, though rarely he did things with my siblings and me, and he’d occasionally show my mother affection. Even if they were rare, there were moments that he loved us……. But those matters meant nothing to him. The time when he gave me a stray kitten with a little bow around its neck held no power over the times he threw beer bottles at me.The dozen roses he gave mother one year on valentines day meant nothing when he killed her in front of Maggie and me. The father’s day painting Maggie had given him meant nothing when he then went from killing my mother to killing himself.”
That was completely morbid, and for some reason it made Hannah sad. Usually she enjoyed the morbid things in life but this saddened her. For history could repeat it’self with Jack and, well, we all know how that would go. “No offense auntie, but can we stop talkin’ ‘bout this?”
Selina shook her head sadly. She reached out and carefully wiped Hannah’s tears away.
"For now we can, but if not for yourself think of Julia. You’re a wonderful mother who deserves a man who’ll give you the world. Not burn you and it down."
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*