I’m sick of debating who gets to become Batman after Bruce ok. Why can’t Batman just be four robins stacked in a trench coat
Goon: Are you kidding me?! I’m not fighting that monster thing! He just suddenly grew twice as tall and his joints are all off! Sometimes it looks like his torso wants to go a different direction than the rest of him! Everyday he becomes more like a creepy demon crawler! No thank you!
- Meanwhile -
Dick: Guys! You need to start listening to my directions, we almost fell over tonight. Again!
The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it
It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.
imagine how funny it would be to go to public school in gotham
me (average gotham city public school district 8th grader) after taking the train to school (overrun by evil clowns doing backflips on people and knocking them over) and getting to the school theater (falling apart from mr freeze attacks) to see some goth guy with a bunch of money give a talk about how he plans to use his Orphan Fund to put our lunchroom back together (also destroyed by mr freeze attacks) and then having our history teacher teach us about the asylum thats a block over (it has no security) and then going to drink water from the water fountain (the water supply has been infected by joker fluid so many times i’ve grown numb to it) and going back to my apartment (knowing i’m going to be kept up all night from my downstairs neighbor who does a kickflip every day of her life’s 5000 cats she has for some reason) only to see some guy in vampire cosplay beating up a scarecrow outside the gas station i buy my red bull from (also has joker fluid in it)
my long distance best friend who lives in metropolis: hey how was school today :)?
me, after failing a test because the riddler disrupted library study hall and wouldnt let anyone go unless we completed his torture maze:
